President’s Prattle
As I write the Summer Solstice is almost upon us so I am assuming it is summer! I am probably not the only one thinking it’s a bit late but let’s enjoy it now that it has arrived and keep our fingers crossed that it is hopefully here to stay. It certainly looks like hosepipe bans are sweeping the country but that has more to do with dry winters than long hot early summer weather! And if you thought things were late down here having just returned from Scotland (where it was nice not to have my eyes assaulted by seeing up to five England flags on every other bleeding car) it looks like the snow has only just cleared the tops (indeed there was plenty still in the more sheltered/shaded gullies).
I think the first thing to comment on was the well-attended beginners meet organised, as usual, by Dave Tonks. As is customary the weather misbehaved despite an unusually pleasant start (i.e. we were comfortably sitting outside the Travellers Rest at 11 pm on Friday night!) as Saturday was quite moist and Sunday was only marginally better! I believe that there was some outside stuff done on both days but can anyone confirm whether or not Stanage was found? Nevertheless, big thanks go to Dave for organising the event.
Apart from that, with the plethora of Bank Holidays that abound during spring IMC parties, both official and splitters (for the lame and the incapable!), were to be found all over the place. Thanks go to Caroline Goldsworthy for organising the Easter meet in Cornwall; Martin Hore for organising the May Day weekend meet in Pembroke; Louise Farr for organising the Lakes trip on Whitsun Bank Holiday and Steve Culverhouse for sorting the Yorkshire meet last weekend. From what I hear weather has been mixed but plenty of good stuff has already been done with some people climbing extremely well and pushing their grades, some people doing first leads which is great and others just having fun which is what it is all about!
I suppose there is a down side to what we do in that every now and then things don’t go quite as planned and one example of this is Guy’s recent fracas with the rocks at Swanage. It serves as a reminder to us all that things do go wrong even when we feel confident and are climbing well. I hope Guy recovers soon and is up to his usual “E- silly” antics sooner rather than later!
Looking ahead the next thing on the official meet horizon is the “All-comers Multi-pitch weekend” in North Wales on the weekend 7/8 July, which is being organised by Martin Hore. Please let him know as soon as possible if you are interested in attending, and whether as a beginner or an experienced multi-pitch climber. We will need as many experienced hands as possible as it is nigh on impossible for any leader to have more than one beginner when climbing.
This is closely followed by the Hospital Abseil the following weekend (14/5 July) and it would be nice if we can top last year’s excellent turn-out of IMC folk. The more people that can help the easier it is for everyone as there will be more opportunity for helpers to rest that will make the event even safer than it already is. Please let Dave Tonks know as soon as possible if and when you can make it.
There are other meets scheduled for the summer that require organisers so please feel free to put yourselves forward to organise them, that way you get to choose where you want to climb!
Looking even further ahead I need people to do slideshows which are due to start in September so please let me know if you can entertain the IMC masses!
That’s all I have to say for now. Stay safe and take care!
Cheers
El Presidente
Editor’s Erratum
You lot, you are too good to me. Another packed Newsletter; and, as before, you can sense a slight shift from simple trip reports to articles with a certain “je ne sais qoui” that makes you think, and that in turn inspires. I like it; I hope you all do too.
Can I just take this opportunity to thank you all again for your kind wishes; I will be back.
The deadline for the next edition is: Sunday 24th September 2006
e-mail to: guy@falconhurst.com or post to:
Guy Reid, Falconhurst, 27, Bath Road, Felixstowe, Suffolk IP11 7JN.
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Helmets? I’m glad I was wearing mine.
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IMC Bits ‘n’ Pieces Competition
By Simon Chandler – June 2006
On a lighter note, some of you may remember that the Radio 1 roadshows from the 80s and 90s had a competition each day to identify tracks of music from short samples that were ‘stitched’ together. Well, here’s my take on that competition … this time with a climbing theme. There are 11 tracks taken from the 60s, 70s, 80s and 90s and today. How many can you identify? I’ll give one point for each correct artist and one point for each correct track title. Some are easy, others difficult.
I doubt that anyone will get the full 22 points, so however well or badly you think you do send me your answers.
To hear the competition just click the link that’s suitable for your internet connection speed …
I hope you enjoy this. By the way, to create the bits ‘n’ pieces I encoded the tracks using the free daddy of all mp3 players, iTunes, then I edited the resulting mp3 files using the basic free version of the excellent WavePad. Samples from the old Radio 1 competition (the intro and track-separating sound) I took by using WavePad to cut out sections of genuine bits ‘n’ pieces competitions from 1989 and 1992.
Articles
This months articles can be seen on separate webpages by clicking the following links. For other articles see the articles index.
IMC Climbing Crossword
By Guy Reid
Congratulations to Mike Turner who was the first person to email the answers to April’s crossword competition. The mystery prize is in the post 😉 Well done also to Steve Culverhouse, whose answers arrived only minutres after Mike’s.
We have another crossword for you in this edition, and again the winner will receive a mystery prize so send your answers by email. Answers will be given in the next newsletter.
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Fletcher’s choice: loose yourself and fly straight up without a quiver. (5) |
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Bottom to top. (6) |
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Ninety degrees gives you a three star outing down at The Gurnard’s Head. (5,5) |
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Briefly Vietnam, Australia and Britain each do a turn to give some great entertainment down at Stennis Head. (7) |
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See 8 across |
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Clear profit is not gross. (3) |
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A pair of these would make a nice skirt for a cheerleader. (3) |
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Dyslexic dance master taught two a dance from The Friendly Isles. (5) |
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What we used to do in the gymnasium before we were teenagers. (1,1) |
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Strange but true that the earth goddess could stand for genetic engineering. (2) |
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Keep the birds satisfied? Well, an IMC bod knows how to keep this type happy at the very least. (8) |
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Whether at Swanage or St. Govans’s it runs rings around Jupiter. (2) |
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A friend’s real name isn’t half so interesting. (4) |
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Sun god gets his own route at Carn Barra. (2) |
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One is taught to respect such things as this Joe Brown crack. (5) |
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Hoy and Stoer; and even Gannet’s rock just scrapes in. (5) |
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Monkeying around? An extensive index would be useful. (3) |
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Sounds like I’m hesitating. No, I’m sure; if you took a slight tumble in Yosemite you’d end up here. (1,1) |
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‘A knife, a fork, a bottle and a cork’ is, according to Dillinger, also a way of spelling it; perhaps that’s why this city never sleeps. (1,1) |
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I received two letters to say that nobody was up before me. (1,1) |
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Lubricating 40? (2) |
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Not a busy as you’d been led to believe. Well, at E2 5c are you surprised. (10) |
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Chaotic place is a much sought-after stateside destination for climbers. (2,3) |
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Loaded at Birchen. (4) |
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Drum roll for Richard Starkey as he tops out at Burbage North. (5) |
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The hand you don’t expect at Bamford. (5) |
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The sound of a jug. (2) |
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Beam me up Scotty. Well, it is the only way I’ll top out here at Stanage Plantation. (4,4) |
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Pieces of a beautiful rounded figure. (5) |
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See 5 Down |
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This Swedish giant, though more often seen around the home, can be found amongst the warlike and fearsome. (4) |
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See 24 Down |
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See Plan E end, when properly organised, as a classic rock tick in The Lakes. (5) |
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See 13 Down. (6) |
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Touchpaper at Birchen. (4) |
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What’s being hunted could be somewhere to climb, but it’s not natural. (5) |
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Primary volume of refreshment required after a hard day’s presidenting. (8) |
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Robert Plant, Eric Clapton, Johnny Dawes? (4,4) |
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You’ve done it? Up at Stanage End? You sure? Can you prove it? Not pulling my leg? When was that then? Anybody see you? (7) |
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Urge gent in disarray to get organised and have fun on a three-star outing at Froggatt. (5,3) |
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Climber’s conserve. (3) |
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See 38 Across |
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Answers
The Committee
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Diary Dates
See our Club Meets page for up-to-date details.
This scheduled list is suggested as a framework for meets in the coming months and to help get dates into your diaries; however, we are looking for volunteers to co-ordinate some of the events and for ideas of where people would like to go. Please contact the meets coordinator if you are interested in helping to organise any of the above or to make suggestions for future meets.
A quick reminder regarding attendance: Please note that anyone attending an official Ipswich Mountaineering Club meet must be a member of the Ipswich Mountaineering Club or some other BMC affiliated club. A “meet” being defined as any trip advertised on the website or newsletter or announced/advertised via the e-mail facility (i.e. members@ipswich-m-c.co.uk).